Friday, 11 July 2008

Friday, 1 February 2008

Haircut Sir???

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

Not So Stupid Chicken....?

A chicken walks into a butchers
and says, "BUKARK! Can I have some sprouts, please?" But the butcher stares at him perplexed and replies, "Sorry mate, we're a butchers. We don't sell sprouts." So the chicken walks away

The next day, the chicken returns to the butchers and says, "BUKARK! Can I have some sprouts, please?" The butcher, slightly annoyed, says, "No. I told you yesterday, this is a butchers shop. We don't sell sprouts." So the chicken leaves

Next day, the chicken returns. "BUKARK! Can I have some sprouts, please?" Fuming, the butcher turns round and says, "Oi! You stupid chicken! This is the last time! I told you WE DO NOT SELL SPROUTS! If you come in here asking for sprouts again, I will nail your wings to a door!" So the chicken leaves

A week later, the chicken returns and says, "BUKARK! Can I have some nails, please?" The butchers snaps, "We don't have any nails."
"Okay, then," says the chicken, "can I have some sprouts?"

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

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Monday, 19 March 2007

Quote of the Day

Never put off until tomorrow what can be put off until the day after tomorrow just as well...............Mark Twain

Friday, 16 March 2007

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Tuesday, 13 March 2007

Pic of the Week

This is my house, I suggest you think twice before entering......

What is Your Outlook on Life?

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling.

It seemed as one problem was solved! , a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire.
Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.

Turning to her daughter, she asked, “Tell me, what do you see?”

“Carrots, eggs, and coffee,” she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter
to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled, as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, “What does it mean, mother?”

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity … boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting.
However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. ! After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

“Which are you?” she asked her daughter.

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean? ...Unattributed