Friday, 11 July 2008

Friday, 1 February 2008

Haircut Sir???

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

Not So Stupid Chicken....?

A chicken walks into a butchers
and says, "BUKARK! Can I have some sprouts, please?" But the butcher stares at him perplexed and replies, "Sorry mate, we're a butchers. We don't sell sprouts." So the chicken walks away

The next day, the chicken returns to the butchers and says, "BUKARK! Can I have some sprouts, please?" The butcher, slightly annoyed, says, "No. I told you yesterday, this is a butchers shop. We don't sell sprouts." So the chicken leaves

Next day, the chicken returns. "BUKARK! Can I have some sprouts, please?" Fuming, the butcher turns round and says, "Oi! You stupid chicken! This is the last time! I told you WE DO NOT SELL SPROUTS! If you come in here asking for sprouts again, I will nail your wings to a door!" So the chicken leaves

A week later, the chicken returns and says, "BUKARK! Can I have some nails, please?" The butchers snaps, "We don't have any nails."
"Okay, then," says the chicken, "can I have some sprouts?"